Friday, June 1, 2012

Too Old for Pop

Or maybe some of her fans are just too old for her.

She's too old.  She should wear her hair up.  She should wear her hair down.  She needs to cut her hair, it's been the same for too long now.  I don't like the majorette outfit - maybe it should be a little bit shorter? Why did she do this?  Why did she do that? She better not sing Ray of Light or La Isla Bonita on this tour.  Put down the guitar.  Why is she singing Celebration instead of Holiday? Human Nature again?  You know what she needs to do? She doesn't seem like Madonna. Get rid of the slackliners.  How dare she sing a Lady Gaga song, she's dead to me now.  Like a Virgin sucks.  She didn't even take time out to dye her roots.  She's lip-syncing.  Why did she choose NOT to lip-sync?  Madonna is over.

Those aren't her detractors, those are her fans.  And unfortunately always has been.