Monday, January 16, 2012

What the Fuck is Elton John and David Furnish's Problem with Madonna?

Narcissistic? Narcissistic is ruining someone else's moment. And if it has nothing to do with merit, why are you there? Hollywood Foreign Press take note.

David Furnish, Elton John's "husband" (I'm barfing as I'm writing), who used to be the biggest Madonna fan took to his facebook to go off on Madonna for winning the Golden Globe for Best Original Song last night. What is with these cocksucking Brits and their weird obsession with Madonna? Elton, Piers, Boy George, Morrissey, Pete Burns - there's more, I just don't have the time. I don't know what Madonna personally did to them except survive the entertainment business Always at the Top, Fit as a Fiddle and Bigger than Ever.

However, back to David and Elton. They're monsters. Literally - like Lady Gaga fans. She's the whatever to their child. So, that's the only reason I can come up with about that hot sexy duo.


Elton needs another enema.