Time Magazine and Vanity Fair - Madonna

'Twas The Most Famous Belly Button in the World.

Madonna on her Belly Button - Spin Magazine 1985

Oh, that beautiful Italian puttana and her fuck me belly.

Remember how infamous Madonna's belly button was? I mean seriously, it had a life of its own. From 1983 to 1985 Madonna's belly button was on constant display. From the first album's inner sleeve to the Borderline and Lucky Star videos, Madonna was our little peek-a-boo Italian whore. Whip me up a plate of puttanesca...

The Belly Button was properly immortalized by Ken Regan for her first ever People Magazine cover in March of 1985. I remember seeing that picture for the very first time and being mesmerized. I still am. Look at it. All the wanna-bes had to have was a pair of scissors and boy did they - shirts were being shredded from coast to coast. Everyone was exhibiting their belly buttons. It's all she and the media spoke about! Back in the day it was considered lewd and vulgar. Magnifico!

Madonna immortalizing that famous belly button for her first People Magazine cover feature - March 1985


Madonna on her Belly Button - Time Magazine 1985

The 25 Most Powerful Women of the Past Century - TIME Magazine

Complete list HERE

"I'm Going to Miss You, Gianni"

The article Madonna wrote for TIME Magazine in 1997 after the death of Gianni Vercase.

Oh, that sexless Doppelgänger, Lady Gaga is still Byting Madonna in her new video, "Alejandro".

Exactly, Judy.


Per Per Gaga Madonna Wanna - get a grip.

Madonna montage after montage, this sexless creature Lady Gaga keeps going through Madonna's old interviews, videos, movies, pictorials and anything else this horrid monster can get her pilfering little hands on and delivers it to a new generation of I don't know whats.

Gaga's a WikiMadonna dipped in a vat of ugly. Isn't she embarrassed? I know Madonna has been focusing on and starts directing W.E. next month, but is the public so parched for Madonna that they will allow this wannabe stand in go through everything she has done without being called out? It's appalling. Lady Gaga has the most unappealing singing voice, no dance training which leaves her looking like a dissected frog (see below), putrid stretch marked pancake breasts (Please Joanne, no Sex Book), the worst face, and awful style.


The dance training-less dissected frog

The song Alejandro is a bastardized La Isla, as passionless as Lady Gaga is sexless (note lots of Less). For the video, she uses Madonna's right hand man Steven Klein as director. I think she even attempts to vogue. Haha! She's got rosaries and crucifixes all around her. Ugh, it's all just too disgusting to continue listing.

I have been long aware that the gay community has been at an all time complacent low - just look at the advertisements in the Homo Mags - but c'mon - pedestal'ng this? Enough is enough.

If you can handle all the fug and I mean 9 minutes of it - watch below:

Don't the blue contacts make my brown eyes a cock-eyed blue?

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UPDATE* major news sources finally clock this goober as a second rate wannabe. Click each name for article.

TIME

MTV

even usual Madonna basher

ROGER FRIEDMAN

Pud Whacker's Madonna Scrapbook has been linked to MSNBC article "Bruce, Madonna, Prince! 1984 was quite a year..."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31948450/ns/entertainment-music